Egg

He adds himself to the pile of big meaty men

His telescopic arms embrace them all

He wants the egg

"Gimme the egg!"

"Gimme the egg mate!"

More big men arrive to extract it from the pile

Beautiful hands carry the egg away

His toothy mouth grinds as the egg disappears and he tugs off some shorts as revenge

He sucks up his tears and observes as the egg gets chucked about

They're spreading it everywhere

The egg gets walloped it into the ground and his heart shatters