Dessert

A husband slathered his entire naked body in cake then called his wife into the room.
He spread himself across the bed, now covered in a tarpaulin, and invited her to lick him clean.
She spent a good 15 minutes clearing off one breast and plucking the odd hair from her teeth.
She began to feel rather full.
Suggestions had been floated that doing this immediately after dinner might be a bad idea.