Bulk Cheddar

A trip to the farmers market resolved in a monthly direct debit for bulk orders of cheese

It was a decision regretted almost immediately

It became downright inconvenient after the second delivery

Attempts to clear the backlog included eating cheese with every meal

There was cheddar on Frosties and cheddar on ice cream and every night was a fondue night

The whole situation became such a burden that he sought new ways to use this cheese

He began to use a block as a paperweight despite never even needing one of those before

And he would occasionally shave a slice off to use as a cheese bookmark