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Sam and his crew went to put out a fire

While the crew handled that Sam snuck around the back of the firetruck and peeled off his underwear

It whiffed of persistent guffing and went up like a bonfire when he held a match to them

He heaved the fireball into a neighbouring window

Last night Sam had accidentally eaten his wife's strawberry scented hair as they slept

He didn't feel like returning home while he was still coughing up wads of the stuff

He feared it would look suspicious