Thrust

John joined a book club.
Quickly he learned he loathed hearing their opinions.
He nodded along with the discussion eating snacks and guzzling bottles of wine.
His behaviour from then on was atrocious.
He folded the book's pages around his lad and started thrusting away.
Shouting about how if they loved the book so much they should join in
They should marry it.
John never received an invite back.