Net

Robert pranced around with his big net.

He was bounding around some fantasy world or other.

There were rolling fields, big leafy flowers, rainbows, and such like.

He took one big swing and caught himself a fairy.

The fairy was pretty miffed about the situation.

Especially as Robert explained to her that she'd be getting skewered onto a tree.

She began begging him not to do that.

She didn't seem to care about Robert's excuses of tradition.