St. Patrick's Day

Marcus missed St. Patrick's Day.

Ruddy lockdown!

He needed to catch up.

Panic ordered bulk loads of green pigment from Amazon.

Dunked it in his drinks, threw it at the neighbours' pets.

Covered his whole house in the dust.

Even rubbed some into the grass.

Nothing was green enough!

He grabbed two fistfuls of the dye and got to work on his eyes.