Proud British Boat Poetry

Boris Johnson loaded up the Proud to be British Boat.

Tiny Union Jacks were handed out as passengers boarded.

Prince Andrew hovered on deck.

He offered to free parents from their children.

Said he would give back to the community by nannying.

The children sat in small, dark rooms as he read them books about his mother (assumed).

Adults sloshed down alcohol and waved their flags as they waited for their opportunity to worship at the Queen's shrine.