Boxing

Bill got on the internet.

He ordered some tiger eyes off one of those shady websites.

He had them installed and took up boxing.

From then on life took a turn for the worse.

For a start he struggled to really see anything.

He tripped over children as he walked down the street.

Bought the wrong chocolate bars.

Bit into Twirl he thought was a Twix.

All of his worst nightmares were coming true.

Issues compounded when he climbed into the ring.

Fists were thrown at his face and he had no idea when to dodge.