On the Subject of Dog Ownership Part 1

My dog disappeared.

I found it later that day foraging for food.

Greedy so it was.

Fat through no fault of my own.

I had fed it that morning.

It had no reason to be foraging.

But forage it did.

When I called the monstrosity it charged towards me barely able to control the mass of its body and I had to dodge to avoid breaking my legs.

Tomorrow he would be back on his diet, and I would be eating sausages.