Further Complications

There was a man named Ravi,

A man very difficult to buy for,

This resulted in an awful lot of socks heading his way.

Additionally, Ravi was an indecisive individual.

He couldn't choose which pair of new socks to wear,

He wouldn't like to upset anyone by choosing a pair they didn't gift him.

At first he tried to wear all of the socks at once 

This worked decently but they were pretty restrictive and uncomfortable and he'd need to buy new shoes.

A more extreme plan came to Ravi's mind.

It was of course to cut the issue off at the source,

Remove his feet.

Ravi anticipated further complications with that solution.