Gods at War

Two big strong manly men,

With their wide frames,

And even wider legs,

Squeezed into a very manly environment (shed).

They plonked down their weapons,

Engaged in some gruff manly grunting towards one another,

Establishing who was the manliest of them all.

Sometimes it's nice to cover something that actually matters for a change - manly men. The likes of Kratos and Thor.