Political Stuff

Some guy found time between abusing members of staff

To announce some new policies.

They were things like installing money vacuums in council houses,

And having hospital staff work 48 hour shifts to earn their butter sandwiches.

First that sort of thing sounded bad,

But then you realised the money would be going towards caviar and swimming pools and heating mansions and whatever else rich people liked.

So it didn't seem bad at all really.