To Battle

THE SKY RUMBLES

THE GROUND RUMBLES

10,000 SOLDIERS MARCHING TO WAR RUMBLES

TO SLAUGTER ONE ANOTHER

TO PAINT THE WORLD RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ONE ANOTHER

TO THE GLORY OF BATTLE AGAINST ONE ANOTHER

- NEW YEAR

You can't do that.

DO WHAT?

Use the same words to rhyme.

WHY NOT?

It's just not what people do.

IT'S VERY MODERN OF ME, YES.

Also, stop eating my chocolate digestives.

I HAVEN'T.

You have.

I counted them.

NOBODY COUNTS CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVES.

I do. I did!

PERHAPS IT WAS THE CAT.

What cat?

THE ONE THAT ATE THE CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVES.

We don't have a cat.

Cats don't eat chocolate digestives.

NOT NORMALLY.

MAYBE THIS ONE DID.

I don't have a cat!

NO. I DON'T HAVE A CAT.

IT WOULD BE YOUR CAT.