Barbarians

Stanley the Barbarian joined the rest of the gang at the campfire.

They were enjoying their hunks of meat and being quite rowdy, as barbarians do.

Stanley glared enviously at Conan.

Why did he get the good name?

How was the name Stanley supposed to strike fear into the hearts of his enemies?

'Stabley?'

He pondered.

'Could I get away with calling myself Stabley?'