Sledgehammer

Neil bought a sledgehammer off Amazon, I think.

He was so excited when he arrived that he immediately set upon his house.

The whole thing came down within a day,

And when he went to put it back together he realised he forgot to draw up plans on how to do that.

So he went back on Amazon and ordered a tent,

Which ended up being uncomfortable because all of the land was covered in uneven bricks and stuff.