A Poem about a Storm

There was a storm.

Ethel equipped an oversized cagoule and went to put the bins out.

The wind caught her.

Picked her up and carried her all the way to Devon,

Where she had to set up residence because the train tickets home were too expensive.

It's worth noting that prior to this Ethel lived in King's Lynn.

She found her predicament particularly surprising because she had moved against the prevailing winds of the country.

But she didn't really understand storms so maybe it made sense.