Henry noticed he didn't have any podcasts.
'How am I supposed to have guests without podcasts'
He pondered aloud into the void where a microphone could be.
No, where a microphone should be.
No, where a microphone will be!
He set to work on a batch of the things.
Ten seemed like a solid amount.
Registered unique gmail accounts for each.
Bought foam to slather over his kitchen walls,
And invested heavily in pop filters.
He couldn't wait to start discussing soils with Alan Titchmarsh,
If he was still around.
And Charlie Dimmock,
If she was still around.