Rhinoceros

Adam adopted a rhino.

He'd forgotten he didn't own any fields or anything like that.

So his rhino had to move in to his flat.

Living with a rhino was troublesome.

It did things like obstruct the TV.

Which Adam just had to let happen.

Because it was a rhino,

And rhinos are scary.

Also its tremendous horn kept knocking things over.

And putting holes in doors.