Thief

Frank got so good at stealing things,

He chose to become a thief.

Which he liked the idea of.

Giving himself a title helped with the conscience.

There was nothing Frank couldn't lay his fingers upon.

The problem was,

He couldn't be bothered with ebay.

So his house filled with little trinkets,

From the homes of the elderly.

Or phones from the pockets of tourists.

And eventually he had to rebrand as a hoarder.