Slippery

Rain

On Ken's holiday.

This was unbelievable!

Ken glanced down at Lisbon's iconic limestone pavements.

Now ever so slightly damp from the misting of rain.

And braced himself for a walk.

He equipped elbow pads, kneepads, a helmet, and wrist guards,

Called whatever Portugal's equivalent of search and rescue is,

Let them know his route back to the hotel,

And requested they send out a team if he doesn't contact them by midnight.