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Club

Michael established a club for cool guys.
Six months later he was voted out.

Prep

Steve slumped in the corner,
Of a stark white room.
Clutching his acoustic guitar.
Waiting for his hair to grow.

Forgetful

Nancy went to buy toilet paper.
On the journey,
She sang a joyous song about toilet paper.
Later she arrived home.
With six shopping bags,
None containing toilet paper.

Wrong

Jesus went on holiday to Italy.
After spending a year learning French.
This was an anecdote he'd be able to tell for years.