Poet Authority Poem Terminal

An overeager David spotted this.

Mark fled.

A 12 mile chase ensued.

David started flagging.

His face dropped.

Oceans formed in his eyes.

Mark turned back and offered to take him to a pub.

There David bought a bag of pork scratchings,

And looked forlornly at Mark's discarded mask.

Claudia loved Ron.

Ron's magnificently large arms made it difficult for Humbrol to exact revenge.

Claudia promised Humbrol it wasn't just about the arms.

Humbrol wiped away the tears on his noodle of a bicep.

And Ron hauled Claudia into his bulging muscles and carried her over the horizon.

Occasionally he had to tell his wife to shut up.

Because he was in space and there isn't the atmosphere for those sorts of things.

And his helmet lacked the facilities for communication.

Muttered Fred,

Sternly to himself.

He liked the convenience.

But he found out he wouldn't be allowed to marry it.

He punched the wall,

And couldn't work out if he should call the police. 

Jan gazed at his lone sheep.

Pondered getting another.

'I have a sheep'

Didn't sound right,

He thought.

Said Phil,

Clueless.

The bank robbery had gone well.

Giles wondered whether he should include the earnings on his tax report.

Unbelievable.

Married Barry's son Barrison.

And they adopted a daughter.

He began eating the little tokens.

Chomping chunks off the board.

Insisting he had grasped the rules.

That everyone else was wrong.

He hated that this happened.

He wished he would have died instead.

He didn't want to be cleaning zombie vomit out of his hair.

But Ben was thick.

So it took all day.

And he had to apologise to his boss.